I Just don’t know what they would do without me in this business they are running. Each day I have to fetch the post for them and deliver it to Mom’s desk!
I also think I need a pay rise, one Bonio Biscuit a day is not going to cut it in these hard financial times. I was reading in the Financial Times the other day that we should at least be getting six and a third, which I believe is the Minimum Wage now.
I think I am going have to get onto my union, UWAG, Union of Working Animals Guilds! They will definitely be on the case!!!!!!
Must be off now I have to patrol the perimeter now until dinner time!
Woof, woof, woof, woof
Treacle
Oh, no, Treacle!!! Six and a third Bonio Biscuits a day would lead to a FAT Treacle and then you couldn’t do your patrols easily!!! Mom knows best!!
Treacle, It is my understanding that UWAG lets employer / moms factor in fringe benefits such as free Belly Rubs and the occasional Flying Toast. Although I am not clear whether Flying Toast is categorized as overtime pay for your floor sweeping services. 🙂
You definitely deserve a pay hike, Treacle! Heck, we don’t get the mail for our peeps!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly