I Just don’t know what they would do without me in this business they are running. Each day I have to fetch the post for them and deliver it to Mom’s desk!
I also think I need a pay rise, one Bonio Biscuit a day is not going to cut it in these hard financial times. I was reading in the Financial Times the other day that we should at least be getting six and a third, which I believe is the Minimum Wage now.
I think I am going have to get onto my union, UWAG, Union of Working Animals Guilds! They will definitely be on the case!!!!!!
Must be off now I have to patrol the perimeter now until dinner time!
Woof, woof, woof, woof